Top 10 Historical uses of the 'F' word...

1 - "Scattered f___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2 - "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

3 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4 - "Where did all those f___ing Indians come from?" - Custer,1877

5 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

7 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

8 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

10 - "Aw c'mon. Who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1997