I’d rather not continue writing a boring post full of unnecessary back-story when I could be mocking or satirizing or tossing out an anecdote or two. Still, I feel obligated to give some kind of account of what I’ve been up to over the past few months. Suffice it to say that a great deal has transpired, and I’ll try to fill in the blanks in as thorough a manner as possible. In fact, I think I’ll make this redux my first REAL serial blog. So here it goes.
I've come down to London, da town where every tom dick and harry comes to now a days. I'd love it if you call me TOM coz the other two names sound a bit demeaning. Its been 6 months (almost) and I am still coming to terms wid the lifestyle, the people & the transport. These three are majorly important if you want to ever stay in London "happily". Hospitality, discipline & manners is da moto of da londoners lives. I do not imagine myself saying a sentence without the appropriate Prefix of Excuse me or Sorry and suffix of thank you, please & kindly now a days.
Like a week back I was at Twickenham Stadium for my job and there was this guest who wanted a glass of milk. I rushed to the kitchen coz everyone else was busy and saw da chef exterminating and butchering the already dead chicken. I asked him, "where's da milk?"
There was silence for few seconds n then after glancing at me while making his face like he had just seen someone eat his own shit, he said, "Dont just stand there. Say Please. Say excuse me, Say Chef. Is this the way you ask for something?" Now for few moments I felt like I was suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome; but after gathering all what was left in me, I said to him, " Please Excuse me Chef!"
Damn was he pissed!!!!!!!?
But the point is You dont say a single sentence widout these words. Even If you are angry, it is kinda mandatory for you to use the 'F' word.
For Fuck Sake man!!!! :)
But hell wid these people. I miss my country helluva lot! Just counting everyday out. I wanna see all those funny faces I used to see everyday. My friends, my family, my Life!! I feel like i've left back my life back home n ve come here for something else, which till date I'vent figured out. Motivation factor is strictly missing but yeah I know I can do betta! But one important thing I've realised in this brief span. I am a total nutcase. I would give up my entire material possesions for a lifetime of relation. Money really doesnt matter to me. I saw my fellow classmates, roommates saying they want to stay here forever so that they can earn helluva lot. But I cant see myself doing that while sacrifising myself from seeing my family, my friends who mean a lot to me. I knew I need my friends but never realised that I need em so much. I feel like Tom hanks Stuck on some deserted Island in Cast Away. I cant talk to anyone. I cant share my feelings, my emotions, my thoughts. And even If i try to, what I get is a senseless nod to every sentence I say. Is the world filled with all such ppl or just I am always in da wrong company? What has one gotta do to deserve something betta?
But apart from this, I've lost all hope in Love n stuff. Havent seen a single relation till date which is based purely on the basis of "love". Everywhere there is selfishness. People love each other for some or the other kinda reason. But they wont love da otha person unconditionally. yeah some might argue that there r people who love unconditionally but for me its all in da movies. Havent seen one till date. Its like what Joey says in FRIENDS.."there is no selfless deed in this world." Feels so true. Take this example. My good friend. Isn't he da shittiest person in the world? He waited for an eternity to express his love to his girlfriend. And eventually when he did manage to do that, she feels he is kidding. And now she doesnt even care a damn bout him. Now just imagine his plight. A "No' is what he was expecting or to b precise, "go f*** yourself" or a "yes" wouldve been preposterously beautiful! But what he got in return was, "hey I think you are kidding!" for which he wasnt prepared at all. What could he do?
Jab Naseeb hi hai Gandu to kya karega Pandu?
I suggested him to shut his mouth n swallow all the pain n do nuthing. But he is screwed now ainit? but thats the true color of life. It kisses you on your face one day while removes your pants n spanks you da otha day!
Fck it! Am sleepy.. I'll cut it off here n gather enough patience to write another one some other day..Neways..who's gonna read this fucking crap other than me.
